June 2011
I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the...
– Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via sapientias)
I tried to drown my sorrows, but they learned how to swim.
– Frida Kahlo (via rareandlucky)
Instead of saying "cool story bro" try these out:
merry-go-roundoflife:
1) Fascinating Discourse Chum 2) Riveting Fable Comrade 3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren 4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague 5) Sweet Saga Yo 6) Waste of Time Jerk 7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion 8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One 9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile 10) Trepidating Boar Fetus 11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!