me in the morning: Nah, I'm not hungry
me in the afternoon: Eh I'll eat later
me in the evening: Oh I haven't eat yet? Oh...well that sucks
me at 3am while the rest of the house is asleep: LET'S ORDER THREE PIZZAS AND DIP THEM IN CAKE JESUS CHRIST I'M STARVING
I’d rather read the iTunes User Agreement.– one of the Amazon reviewers on Fifty Shades of Grey (via mydeaddog)
We spoke all night in tongues, in fingertips, in teeth.– Robert Hass, “Spring” (via larmoyante)
you’re not allowed to like the things i like because i hate you
is “no” an emotion because i feel it
Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and kiss you lots and then fall asleep in your arms.
Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and get pushed against the wall with my arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck the shit out of each other, ok.